take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

by Wes S. January 13, 2006

take one for the team

1) When the spouse (y) of person (x) has sex with the person (x) so as to improve the overall demeanor and attitude of said person (x)

and

2) The brave act of one person buying a Woot Killer item so as to advance the Woot off for the benefit of others

1) "Wow, that lawyer Terri is being such a beotch! We should call her husband and tell him to take one for the team!"

2) "Oh crap! It's another Roomba on Woot! Somebody take one for the team and get rid of it!"

by Jessica Crisler January 25, 2008

take it up the rack

to get fucked up the ass

mel took it up the rack last night

by brad February 26, 2004

TV Double Take

Flipping past a channel with something bizarre or interesting on it, then flipping back to it to see if you really saw what you thought you did.

I was channel surfing today when I saw a flash of a dancing bear. I had to do a TV Double Take.

by Bnull March 03, 2007

take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.

Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

by mr. daddy smack August 10, 2019

Take Me out

A dope ass by Franz Ferdinand about both the assassin of said Franz Ferdinand, or a man asking a girl on a date

“Take Me Out is cool”-some cool guy

by IfUReadThisUAreBigBrain February 22, 2022

TAKE HER SOUL

Attach her soul to yours to where you can say/ do anything and it will not effect her. Soul takers often do not just have one soul but many. The best way to take a soul is with toxic communication

I’m going to TAKE HER SOUL this weekend because this week sucks

by SOULEATERrrr February 17, 2022