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Shit Shop

Any office, business or person that produces sub-standard output because of laziness, incompetence or apathy.
The B-School Dean fired Gail because she ran a real half-assed Marketing Shit Shop.
by Kandu, Queen of the Jungle August 31, 2006
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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.
Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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shit city

something that appears to be, or is heading for trouble
LeRoy: man, you had a fight with Jessica again last night?
Fredrick: yea, our relationship is heading towards shit city
by erry November 24, 2006
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shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.
Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.
by r October 3, 2004
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Shit Just Got Real

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.
Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!
by ttango December 5, 2011
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Shit Balls!

An exclamation of anger, frustration, tiredness, or sometimes even joy. Shit Balls can be taken to mean one of two things:

1) Balls or testicles that are coated or encrusted in shit.

2) Small amounts of feces clumped into balls
Larry: Sorry man, I can't give you a ride today.

Ricky: Aw, Shit Balls! Now I have to walk!

Larry: Suck one.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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shit on a dick

An expression used mainly to signify shock and exclamation at something. Also, it can be taken in the literal sense; to have shit on one's dick.
"Shit on a dick, I don't have any more butter in my fridge"

"I went balls deep into this hooker's ass, resulting in me having shit on my dick; it wasn't very pleasant at all"
by Scott Rait August 15, 2006
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