Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Sausage

Krish Gupta

look at that burnt sausage

sausage beat valdemar again

by anonymous January 18, 2025

furry sausage

To have a fun time with girl

I am having a furry sausage time

by Bitch .com May 19, 2018

Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.

After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.

by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018

sawdust sausage

A cheap supermarket sausage, of dubious ingredients, typically cooked up at a fundraising sausage sizzle.

I’ll grab a pack of sawdust sausages for the bbq this afternoon.

by AkayK February 14, 2018

nob sausage

1.what gays ask for in bed when they are with women.

2.Insult

1."where's that nob sausage i asked for...ur not the nob sausage ur the work of satan."

2."u nob sausage"

by rick January 13, 2004

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025