a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
by boosadleys April 13, 2016
The moment that Edward Newgate told, not just the One Piece characters, but the entire world that One Piece truly exists.
by Himithy101 August 26, 2023
A kid who kills u in COD and Tea bags u when u die he is a natural fag and most of his friends ducking hate him he should be hung from a tree
by The Master ass eater Mikester July 06, 2018
An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
by coopsndip May 27, 2024
An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
by coopsndip May 27, 2024
by Prince colas July 21, 2015
A secretary who sleeps their way to a promotion.
When promotion is given this secretary discovers that they are way over their head. They then find the highest ranking subordinate and lures them in with the promise of false love,(no matter if the subordinate has a spouse or not) and pop tarts and famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. The Subordinate likes to tell the DDP that she is the greatest supervisor ever.
When promotion is given this secretary discovers that they are way over their head. They then find the highest ranking subordinate and lures them in with the promise of false love,(no matter if the subordinate has a spouse or not) and pop tarts and famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. The Subordinate likes to tell the DDP that she is the greatest supervisor ever.
by Bamako May 08, 2021