well shut my mouth 

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

well shut my mouth by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017

Two fisted mouth slut 

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

Two fisted mouth slut by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Turd of Mouth 

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

Turd of Mouth by Sum Yun Guy III November 5, 2018

Carolina slap mouth

When you and a friend are alone and slap each other with your dick until one gets hard

Jimmy let’s play Carolina slap mouth to see who goes first

Carolina slap mouth by Niggar 34 February 25, 2019

Waste of mouth 

A wasted effort to explain something

“Why do I have to explain that? It’s a waste of mouth!” -the applicant said to the interviewer

Waste of mouth by guzzelle April 2, 2019

shut the heck your mouth 

A phrase used to as an alternative to shut the hell your mouth, as found in popular tumblr culture. A way to tell someone beneath you who has attempted to point out a flaw in your argument, make your failures obvious, or insult you to stop talking. The jumbled phrases activates their fight or flight response and they will have NO idea what to say. Your nonsense puts them in a stupor, therefore, you appear to be the victor.

Susan: I'm gonna get surgery to look like a porcelain doll.
Carl: Why? Aren't toilets already made out of porcelain?
Susan: Shut the heck your mouth

shut the heck your mouth by biggayeeeee April 8, 2019

That's A Mouth Shot 

When someone fucks up something and they need to be punished, they receive a punch to the mouth.

"Hey my brother got a ticket cause I wasn't wearing a seatbelt"

"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot"

That's A Mouth Shot by Slight- October 7, 2019