Half fruit

Some one who's gay or bi

Your such a half fruit drew

by Kai218 July 7, 2016

British Fruit Pie

A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.

Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great

Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!

by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

by fruityho June 27, 2016

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016

underated fruit

underrated fruit- somethings that is frowned upon but is actually pretty fucking amazing

"watched porn for the first time.. It's a siriously underated fruit"

by Satanicdickbutt May 31, 2016

kevin fruit

A Jewish bastard

Hey Anne, stop being a Kevin Fruit.

by beebeebabycakes May 19, 2016

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016