fat joe 

a fat puerto rican/ asian lookin rapper that always says nigga even though he isnt one....has a few hot joints like lean back...

lean back, lean back!!!!

fat joe by lufaz!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 20, 2004

fat-ass laptop 

When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing

Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.

Manny: eww wtf.

fat-ass laptop by wogface May 16, 2008

Fat Fuckered 

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

Fat Fuckered by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

fat lap 

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.

marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!

fat lap by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011

Fat bad ass bitch

Enki

Enki means fat bad ass bitch

Fat bad ass bitch by I be real August 14, 2015

FAT UGLY GINGER 

I go to church just to lick the walls. I shove my willy inside the rocket league disk.

YOURE A FAT UGLY GINGER

FAT UGLY GINGER by Pickle.Rick December 13, 2018

Fat ass

A fucking fat ass Trent Swales that suck em bitches and bangs them hard. Gondy said that bitches

Trent is a fat ass motherfuckerrrrrrr.

Fat ass by hell rising February 21, 2019