fuck juice 

The funky mixture of juices and liquids that is generated when people fuck (e.g., sweat, sperm, and pussy juice).

Damn', we got fuck juice all over your new sofa.

fuck juice by s'fisher July 5, 2005

Fuck Your Couch 

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.

Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!

Fuck Your Couch by Brickwell August 28, 2006

Fuck Muppet 

A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.

Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"

Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."

Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"

Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."

Fuck Muppet by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006

Fuck Life 

a mindset that has a strong lack of caring. carelessness

dude don't worry. Just fuck life

Fuck Life by Phillip F October 12, 2008

fuck me til i fart 

A term used during sexual intercourse by one or more of the participants to describe how they want to keep banging for a long time (as they dont think a fart is coming in the near future). However in the unlikely event that said participant does fart I would imagine they sexual intercourse stops........

(During sexual intercourse): Yes, Yes, Fuck me til I fart John, oh yes.......

fuck me til i fart by NathanStud April 20, 2007

Fuck You Motherfuckers 

What you say whenever leaving a room full of people looking at you.

Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.

Sir Reginald: I see...

*awkward silence as everyone stares*

Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.

*leaves*

Fuck You Motherfuckers by Speeps April 3, 2011

Fuck if I know 

When you have no idea what someone is asking you you should reply with this

girl: what time do you get off work?
guy: Fuck if I know

Fuck if I know by OG March 31, 2004