Bean burger

1. A burger with a patty made from beans
2. A lighter term for an idiot or stupid person

1. I’m having a bean burger for dinner tonight.

2. You absolute bean burger!

by underscore that September 17, 2023

Burger & Cries

The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.

New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.

Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries

by daltonjfk November 27, 2019

Clueless burger

(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"

Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.

by anonymous July 12, 2024

Turd Burger

Some one who is horrible on the inside (e.g. Personality) but good on the outside (e.g. Physical appearance)

Girl 1: "Brian is such a jerk"

Girl 2: "yeah he's a total Turd Burger "
Girl 3: "Yeah he has a mean personality but he's still pretty hot "

by Its_Kyle July 30, 2017

snozz burger

snot rocket and jizz on a burger

billy give table 5 and snozz burger

by mikewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww June 21, 2023

Sopping Wet Burger

When you get a burger that is so fucking greasy that the only way you can describe it is sopping wet.

Mother fucker, this burger is so mother fucking greasy, they fucking gave me the sopping wet burger.

by NCBison March 16, 2023

Burgered

When you’re so tired after eating a large amount of food, that you just lay there peacefully with no reason to do anything. Too much food also meaning that you can’t even sleep after your stomach weighing you down

Bradley had so much food and drink that he couldn’t do anything but lay on the sofa, absolutely burgered.

by PascalIGuess October 14, 2025