Head on the Bread

A sexual and nasty game where a group of men jack off onto a piece of bread. The last one to cum has to eat the bread.

Jack played head on the bread last night and lost.

by Linda Destroy ISIS June 26, 2016

BREAD

some guy whos name is weird so he is bread

shut up bread

by sdijgtisjhg January 16, 2022

Bread Bowl

A woman who is white basic and generally unhealthy for everyone around her.

His wife is such a bread bowl. Her nagging is going to give him a heart attack.

by Kacey2416 December 2, 2021

Bread

When you're so tired you feel like dried out bread.
This expression is taken from the spongebob meme of squidward looking dried out with text above him saying "Let's get this bread", alluding to being very tired, yet still trying to do work.

"Dude I was up all night, fell asleep at 8 AM and woke up at 9 AM for school, I'm so fucking bread rn"

"I've been awake for 23 hours, I'm bread'ing rly hard"

by caztv November 17, 2022

Bread

Throwing oral sex from a gay at ducks

guy 1: Dang look at that bread, it went so far
guy 2: gOT ANY GRAPES
guy 3: That bread got a full penis

by BreadOwesMeMoney October 10, 2020

retro bread

The soggy croutons in a leftover salad.

I don’t know how or why, but Jim hates retro bread

by anonymous December 14, 2020

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, “ROLL TIDE!”

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023