Collin Thomas 

A cinical Douche Bag

Collin Thomas your being a cinical douche bag

Collin Thomas by Joe Winesett August 22, 2011

Paul Thomas

Usually a man with a 1 inch penis or shorter, who eats his own knob cheese and hides in paddling pools, waiting for small children to undress. He also enjoys fingering his arsehole and watching old women through x ray goggles.

Hey look he looks like a Paul thomas

Paul Thomas by Merk31323 November 27, 2017

kyle thomas 

a big man with a very large dick typically having 3-5 pounds of pubic hair. Found in the African Jungle and is known to masturbate in public settings. There has only ever been 4 sighting of Kyle and he was found at disney on the stage of the castle jacking off, the people who spotted him followed him all the way back to the African jungle and were never seen again. Kyle is known to trap other people and rape them in the ass until they die. He also likes to take inspiration from Negan who plays the villain in walking dead. He is known to stick baseball bats with barbwire up his ass and scream negan's name. Kyle is also on England's most wanted list for having sex with the Queens car and dog. Ever since Disney Kyle has never been seen again.

A human like beast who likes to stick his dick in holes. Known for sectually torturing his victims. At all cost stay away from Kyle Thomas.

kyle thomas by nbikeee December 14, 2017

john thomas 

a soft pretzel, or penis

one jizzy johnny t, please!!
one jizzy john thomas

john thomas by rainy night September 30, 2007

savannah thomas 

A amazing person with a great personality and deserves better....than she is treated you people out there judging her and shit leave her tf alone.....I am in love with her😍😘 because she is the person she wants to be.

I love savannah thomas with all my heart. 😍

savannah thomas by qwertyuiop😅 May 22, 2015

Georgina Thomas 

16 year old. North Wales Based. Female. Fond of footwear and music. Less fond of sharp, pointed objects.

Endearing Friend. Intelligent. Tres Amusent. Sometimes known as 'Georgie', or to her dissaproval, 'G' or 'Gina'.

"Be honest now. Do you think I'm all sweet and innocent? Because, I'm not..."

"Basically, I'd say I'm a model daughter..."

Georgina Thomas by John Thorp January 28, 2005

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

The Thomas Edison by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008