balls of jesus

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.
by Suck Meoff August 14, 2006
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Black Jesus

A reasonably healthy munchie sandwich when your high as f@#$ which consist of peanut butter, nutella and slices of bananas and toasted bread.
Black Jesus was F!@#in' delicious.. no homo
by xdubz February 14, 2011
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black jesus

The truth. Jesus was a black man. And he still lives in southington and will kick your ass in counterstrike.
"You just got pwnd by Black Jesus"
Pope "Jesus was white"
Me "blasphemy, he was black"
by s(^.~)z January 25, 2006
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jesus pills

Wow, I have 4 tests in the next two days.. time to find me some jesus pills and get that shit done!
by EonBlue987 October 26, 2008
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Jesus Leg

Making a chick cum just by rubbing your leg on her vagina.
My niggsa L Dog the omniscient gave that hoe the Jesus Leg
by KP the black man February 05, 2009
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Jesus Hole

The act of piercing the torso and inserting the penis in the crevice.
man "dude why did you mum go to hospital?"
man "she got a jesus hole from her closet lover"
by ticklybawbag September 09, 2009
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Jesus Dick

Fuckin rad as hell, like funyons when you're drunk. Also, the way that cat from Ali Baba's pronounces cheese sticks. Real fuckin tasty by the way.
The new Die Hard movie is seriously Jesus Dick.
by MC Plan B August 29, 2007
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