Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”

by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020

Could sing it in her sleep

one regards something as so easy that it will require no effort or conscious thought to accomplish.

"she knew the music perfectly, could sing it in her sleep"

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Sleep Panda

When you tend to cuddle in your sleep

And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard

by BrokenRecord6132 November 23, 2021

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

sleeping

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is

a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping

by doll123 youandi are furrys May 16, 2022