Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.
Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022
Get the Sleepmug. When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts
by Leano brown September 19, 2025
Get the Sleep noncemug. a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”
by The Gaming Canadian July 3, 2020
Get the sleepmug. by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025
Get the Could sing it in her sleepmug. by BrokenRecord6132 November 23, 2021
Get the Sleep Pandamug. Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?
by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015
Get the sleep fappingmug. you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is
a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping
by doll123 youandi are furrys May 16, 2022
Get the sleepingmug.