Shockalate

This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!

Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.

Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?

Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.

(couple minutes later)

Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!

by Sicko-Speirs January 14, 2009

Shockley

The most extensive bloodline of strength,courage, and intelligence. Evolving from early white settlers, not taking shit from anybody, to white middleclass (sub)urban street thugs.

Person A: Did you see those Shockley boys at the club last night?
Person B: Yeah, they are a bunch of badass mother fuckers!

by shock G September 1, 2005

surpriser (remix of the shocker)

Instead of two in the pink on in the stink its two in the stink one in the pink

He gott her wit the supriser o shit son

by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003

Shockley

An intelligent, good-looking guy.

"I want to be a Shockley when I grow up!"

by Fella March 22, 2003

Shocking the Mojo

The act of being productive. Usually in the most insane of manners.

Bob: Dude, just Shock the Mojo.
Bill: The Mojo is being shocked, my friend.
Ben: So, what's Bill up to?
Bob: He's Shocking the Mojo.

by Bluefunoodle311 August 14, 2004

shacking up

Lyric used by Canadian musician Kristofer Lee Scott to paint a beautiful image in his song Betting It All on his EP Who Am I To You?.

"So help me beat the oooooodds. When everybody else eems to be shacking up. I'm taking a chance..." -Kristofer Lee Scott

by TheNgster April 7, 2019

Shockey

a male who's penis tends to curve to the left.

(as two girls are turning left at a stop sign)

girl:look girl
girl 2:what.!?
girl:were taking a shockey

by Gesikuh and Genuh June 12, 2008