Your mom

The fatest living creature in the world, weights more than 50000 elephants

What's the biggest thing in the world?
Your mom

by Maxifire32 April 26, 2022

Your mom

You smell like shit or they smell like shit

Yo she smells like your mom

by Marioboi11 August 19, 2019

Chris’s Mom

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021

Ur mom

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020

Soccer mom

A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".

Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*

by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017

your mom

when you are a big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slut

your mom is cool

by jjeeffyy66779944 June 18, 2018

your mom

someone that’s gay. you hear a lot of people say “your mom gay”. probably because it’s true.

jonah: “your mom gay”
you: “ok dude”

by your•mom•gayyy July 3, 2019