Iron Mike 

n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.

Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."

Iron Mike by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

ice mike 

(noun)Someone who uses frozen human feces, especially their own, for masturbation (female) or sodomy (male or female.)

That chick is a definite ice mike.

ice mike by IceManbbriyyan00534 August 30, 2008

Pepino Mike 

A pretty boy who pleasures/accompanies himself with a cucumber to fill the void of his friends (peewees) he left back in jail.

Pepino mike got caught slippin with a pepino and lotion at his bedside, meanwhile watching American Me, poor guy needs all the support he can get.

Pepino Mike by I am not Chris November 29, 2019

Mikey mike 

A term used when approaching a group of black men to call yourself gay

Ayyy wassup my names Mikey mike

Mikey mike by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

Dirty Mike

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-

5 times a year.

If you ever hear him say,

"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"

He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.

"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."

Dirty Mike by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

dropping the mike 

Ending the conversation, at least your part of it

Gotta go, 'dropping the mike '

dropping the mike by Lpsbb December 10, 2016

big peen mike 

A tropical fish that was eaten in Minecraft

Sauce “Where did big peen Mike go ???“
Potato “I ate him”
Sauce “OMFG”

big peen mike by Lambotits September 23, 2019