1 definition by I am not Chris
A pretty boy who pleasures/accompanies himself with a cucumber to fill the void of his friends (peewees) he left back in jail.
Pepino mike got caught slippin with a pepino and lotion at his bedside, meanwhile watching American Me, poor guy needs all the support he can get.
by I am not Chris November 29, 2019
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