Bustin Martinez

A pathetic west sider from pueblo colorado that crossed the border because he is a dirty mexican that likes guacamole , hence the reason why we are building a wall.

Guy 1 - “yo, you know Bustin Martinez?”

Guy 2 - “the one that crossed the border & rubs guacamole on his nipples?”

Guy 1 - “yea he’s a pathetic human being”

by bustin.justin July 1, 2018

ethan martinez

A fuck boy that got. His dick. Exposed on Instagram wit the username Markham exposed and cannot keep a girlfriend for more than two weeks

You know that nigga Ethan Martinez yea his dick red as fuck lmaoo

by Mkms exposed July 9, 2018

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

DT Martin

Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.

DT Martin

Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.

Boy with a very small penis: What is that?

Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.

by MakingAMurdererWithKned November 9, 2018

Ole martin

this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends

Omg this ole martin is killing me

by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018

Andres Martinez

Trash at basketball. Dads a professional bad player so he thinks he can play (sadly not really

Bro That dude can’t play basketball but his dad can his an Andres Martinez

by Handres December 12, 2018

Asian Martin

A boy, who likes nature, is beri tall, and sexy. And asian (in this case Korean). He likes to draw and has a perfect smile. An asian house martin is also a bird, a very cool bird.

look, a cute bird. no, the cutest bird, an Asian Martin
Look that weird asian shark loving very tall boi. Oh, hi, Martin!

by martinOS December 31, 2018