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Johney Durex

Johney Durex is another way of saying a Rubber Dildo..
I had a fun time with my Johney Durex.
Johney Durex by Wkdwill April 3, 2008
Members of St John Ambulance tend to refer to each other as St Johnners or simply Johnners.
He's my Johnner friend!
Johnner by indianaprincess January 3, 2011

jonnyitus 

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.
'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'

johhny witt 

Man johhny Witt sucks at pubg

johnna walton

my very swag friend šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤Œ
hey is that johnna walton?!?

yes if u say daddy chill she says it back šŸ˜Ž
johnna walton by i’m swag April 8, 2021
A flamdog.. :)
everyone loves to be a cotton jonny !
Jonny by flamdog101 May 9, 2009