John Holmes
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John Elway'd
A verb with too alternate and opposite meanings, both referring to NFL hall of famer and all-time great, quarterback John Elway.
1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game
2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"
1. to lead a successful comeback in a dire situation
-Referring to John Elway's successful comeback in the 1987 AFC Championship game against the Cleveland Browns where he led an infamous 98 yard drive to win the game
2. to "choke" or fail horribly in a pressure filled situation
-Referring to John Elway's equally infamous failures to win three Super Bowls in the 1986, 1987, and 1989 seasons
Note: Such a definition may not be entirely proper considering Elway won two Super Bowls in the '97 and '98 seasons thus disproving his tendency to "choke"
1. Man, Jim really John Elway'd Algebra with that A+, I thought he was going to fail for sure.
2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.
2. Man, Jim really John Elway'd with that bitch. He could've gotten laid if hadn't been such a pussy around her.
John Elway'd by Reggie Johnson August 2, 2006
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John-Wayneing
"Check him out. His kid died, his wife just left him, and he's passing a kidney stone. He hasn't shed a single tear. He's John-Wayneing his way through this."
John-Wayneing by blunt_instrument01 January 8, 2007
John Dudgeon
Big Muscles that have now turned into a beer belly. UFC wont let him in because his muscles are too big. Drives a Blood Red Mustang that is the Chuck Norris of cars! Neglects family every chance he gets! Oh, and SLIPKNOT RULES! JOHN DUDGEON!
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen that mustang?
Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
Friend 2: Ya dood, it was so John Dudgeon, it could go like 500 MPH in 2.3 seconds.
John Dudgeon by MUSTANG8675309 February 4, 2010
John Smithin' It.
John Smithin' It. by Meggybby September 11, 2011
john cunningham
A leopluredon, charlie! John is one of the most awesome, funny, guys you will ever meet. He's almost like a girl. He will listen to all your problems and share gossip too! He's very athletic and enjoys playing minecraft, lisening to dubstep, and most of all... being a leopluredon.
john cunningham by pseudonym925 November 8, 2013
John Taylor
John Taylor is a leader of men, he is very athletic and very courageous. He is well behaved and has very good manners. He isn't that tall but not that short either. He is someone you want to know, and he is very good with kids. A little competitive but he doesn't let that ruin friendships.
John Taylor by i like explaining people January 29, 2017