by pog champing 15 March 3, 2022
Get the dad mug.my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong
by taint washer May 23, 2023
Get the my fatass dad mug.When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.
by DalitLomdi February 4, 2023
Get the Dad went for milk mug.My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024
Get the My dad is blank mug.That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.
Me: why do international pilots need to know English?
Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!
Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!
by Mydadmadethisup September 9, 2018
Get the dad fact mug.A term of respect for those close to you. Once a person becomes a dad, those that names them that will henceforth be known as 'sons'. If a dad declares another person their dad, then that person has the great honour of grandpa.
dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.
dads are normally greeted with their title by their sons, and they will often greet the sons back.
by a_zesty_boi August 8, 2018
Get the my dad mug.In black (nigger) culture, dad is a fictional character many dream of one day meeting. It is also a high belief among the black community that dads are just a rumor started by big government propaganda to make them feel more out of place for not having one.
Black guy1: aye nigga I hear ya found ur dad.
Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.
Black guy2: nah nigga I bet you belief in tha toof fairy too, dumb nigga.
by Jacklinksfoolya December 22, 2020
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