Queer boating

Acting queer when you’re not actually queer in social situation.

Wow did you see Charlie’s queer boating that guy for a free drink.

by Sexyrexy April 15, 2023

capt boats

A term used to describe a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into another mans asshole, and then sticks a straw in that asshole and sucks out the sperm.

Capt boats - Slurp slurp, the seas are a wavy today boy

by Shwiggityshwoo June 13, 2023

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short

Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!

by boatedRus November 28, 2024

Show boater

Is a verb and it is typically when a male man has fallen victim to his ego taking control of his conscious mind witch ends up leading to a result of boasting about what hes got or what he is doing or what he is about to do he's explaing a story to his friends and he's just high strung big huncho king shit arrogant attitude of selfish delusional confidence showing off his fake white and gold Louis Vuitton belt that was discontinued about a decade ago but still copped a fake one off grailed that he thought was real and he thinks he's cool shit or thinks he's balling now so he goes to Becky's baby shower to show off his new 3rd party lealther belt and is the center of attention acting asif he's the coolest and his outfit is the most balling at the party and ends up getting stripped to his underwear and gets the shit beating the fuck outta him and barley makes it home the next morning

Reilly- why didn't you join in when we beat the brakes off samieul last night, kids a fucking joke

Greg - I was tryna get his sister to come back to my place for the weekend I'm home alone, after seen him being a fucking show boater I couldn't even fathom him anymore, was hurting my brain dude I took a fucking aspirin FFS

by XyloZeem January 21, 2026

Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)

Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025

Air boating

The act of motor boating, but analy. Or the act of blowing air into another's ass.

He bent her over the couch and started air boating her.

by Vantallywacker August 25, 2025