cheese wizard 

a term for colin smoke simps that are male

have you talked to matt recently? he's literally THE cheese wizard...

cheese wizard by suukriit September 23, 2020

king wizard 

A person who smokes endless amounts of marijuana to the point where they believe they can perform sorcery (the magic is their trippy thoughts).

Dude 1: Fuck bro, I think consciousness is like on a wave.

Dude 2: Duuuude, no way man.

Dude 1: I’m King Wizard.

Dude 2: What?

king wizard by Lusty Leopard October 15, 2020

Shizzle Wizzle 

Or Shizzle Weazel or Shizle Weasel or Shizz Wizz is a euphemism for Sh*t F*ck. Wizzle doesn't mean F*ck in any way, but it used alongside Sh*t.

Why Shizzle Wizzle? Because I'm not sure you will say Shiz Fudge in front of your grandma, thats f*cken weird

*Playing a Horror Game*
"Dang, this room is dark as heck"
*Jumpscare*
"SHIZZLE WIZZLE! Crap! Why the heck i don't see that one coming, that's friggin obvious!"

Shizzle Wizzle by Furunama November 21, 2020

Beef Wizard

Piper

Wow did you see that Beef Wizard?

“Oh you mean Piper?”

“Yeah, same thing”

Beef Wizard by Poopbear69 January 5, 2021

Truth Wizard

A person identified who can identify lies with accuracy of at least 80%

Dude I know you're lying.
Are you an Truth Wizard?

Truth Wizard by aslpaul3939 January 7, 2021

African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.

Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.

African Wizard by Maq Maq January 13, 2021

Tax Wizard

To magically live a jet set lifestyle whilst avoiding tax payments

Jeez Steve, loving the new super yacht u tax wizard

Tax Wizard by Snideytown February 2, 2021