Dad

he left to go to the store 8 years ago

"Hey son, I'm heading to get cigarettes from the store"
"Alright, Bye Dad!"

by JakePaulerJustKiddingHesAnAss April 6, 2019

Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.

Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!

by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.

Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.

by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022

Your Dad

Used rarely if you cant find any joke except for your mom.

knock knock
whos there?
your
your mom?
no
your who?
your dad
cmon brad, that joke was shit

by nobody's brother November 7, 2021

Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022

The place my dad went

Son I’m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy it’s Ben 69 years and your still not home

The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went

by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.

“Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

by Trav’s Dads cock lover June 15, 2021