2 definitions by Craven Morehead

shitpiss

The act of pissing and shitting at the same time.

"Dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a shitpiss all over his desk when he was at lunch."

by Craven Morehead February 5, 2003

Dad

Someone that you’ll never see. He is often getting milk. You probably won’t see him for an average of 6-9 years.

Your dad doesn’t exist.

by Craven Morehead April 26, 2022