Maria Card

Someone who plans a gathering and doesn’t show up. Does not answer the phone, goes MIA for days. Reply’s months back later.

Don’t you dare and pull a Maria card on me

There it goes, a Maria card

by Loreniiuxx April 4, 2022

maria

maria is the best person on the earth, there are kind,helpful, pretty, and everything else if you named maria your the best.

nessa: omg did you see maria today?!

tessa:OMG YESS SHES THE BESTT

by anonymous April 7, 2022

Maria José

Es la chica más hermosa e interesante que alguien pueda conocer, es la chica con la que cualquiera soñaría poder estar, ella es única a su manera, nadie se compara con ella, es una chica muy especial, es la más cool de su grupo de amigos, cualquiera que esté con ella es demasiado afortunado y lo envidio mucho, ella simplemente es perfecta con ese hermoso cabello rojo y esos hipnotizantes ojos, su risa es como una melodía que te hace sentir bien, al estar con ella nunca vas a aburrirte, ella siempre te sacará una sonrisa con sus locuras, ella llama la atención de todos y no sólo por su belleza sino también por su gran personalidad y por eso tiene demasiados amigos, así que si tienes a una Maria José en tu vida debes saber que tienes muchísima suerte y que no vas a arrepentirte de haberla conocido.

S: Maria José es tan hermosa, me encanta demasiado.

D: Si lo sé, ella es muy linda.

by sandmalwaysforever April 9, 2022

Maria Tubman

Maria Tubman is beautiful. She is kind, empathetic and loving. But don’t get confused she’s a wild child that one! She has blue eyes with hints of green and brown it’s amazing! She has the best brown hair in the world!! She seems like a cinnamon roll but my dude she can throw hands with ya! If you find Maria don’t let her go. She’s too good to be true and a once in a life time chance. She makes the best of friends dude.

Girl: is that Maria Tubman?

Dude: yeah she’s drop dead gorgeous
Fav word: DUDE/ love ya

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Maria phobic

When you have no brain cells and don’t listen to Maria.

“I’m not letting you use my d!ck for experiments”
There maria phobic.

by Idespiseyou April 16, 2022

Maria

Maria is the most wonderful and best person there is, one in a lifetime, and is worth to give everything to her. Is always beautiful with long hair or short hair doesn’t matter she is always a beauty. And if her birthday is August 2nd she is most definitely a keeper 🙏🏼

Paul: Hey who is that new girl?

Fin: Oh her? she is Maria isnt she just a beauty

by Urbsfyoo April 24, 2022

Maria Eduarda

the hottest girl in town, smart, pretty and funny, femme fatale energy.

Maria Eduarda

by cutestgirljulyyy April 24, 2022