Tactical Lie Down 

A nap taken when someone is meant to be somewhere or has something to do but simply can't be arsed to bother with it.

Abbreviated to tld.

Dude 1: Alex was gonna come but he hasn't text back yet

Dude 2: Yeah he probably took a tld (tactical lie down) again the lazy fucker

Tactical Lie Down by D3moralizer July 6, 2011

Douche it down 

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.

"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"

Douche it down by babakamdev September 26, 2011

Fatty Fall Down

Perhaps the only joke that crosses all known cultures, races, and religions. A formula for laughter as old as comedy itself, fatty fall down occurs when a fatass falls over.

Dick: "Dude, did you see that lard butt tumble off the stairs?"

Johnson: "Yeah, dude, everyone was laughing their asses off. Even the fat guy was, and he was shaking like a plate of Jell-O."

Dick: "Fatty fall down never fails, man."

Fatty Fall Down by Harry Manasses June 12, 2012

proxy let down 

n. A feeling of despair felt as a result of the failure of one's favourite team etc. The failure is felt on a deeply personal level despite one's lack of contribution.

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Yo. What's with the black armband.

I just feel so terrible today. I thought I gave it all I had. I tried to leave everything on the couch. I wore my team jersey, painted my face, bought a bumper sticker. I should have done more. I feel like I've let everybody down.

It's just proxy let down my man. Next season get some vintage jerseys for your kids and a recliner in the team colours.

proxy let down by gnostic 1 February 3, 2013

burned my workplace down 

A term for "awesome". As in, wouldn't it be awesome to wake up in the morning and find out your shitty, boring job burned down, meaning you don't have to come in and are free to go out and play.

Can also substitute with other ways that your job meets a fiery end, such as "burned my job down/lit my cubicle on fire/firebombed work"

"Did you hear that guitar solo?"

"Yea, it totally burned my workplace down!"

"That pizza burned my workplace down!"

"Star Wars was a great movie, it burned my workplace down!"

burned my workplace down by Postmaster General John Potter May 9, 2013

calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm the dick down by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

when the chips are down 

at the final, critical moment; when things get difficult.

When the chips are down, I know that I can depend on you, my friend

when the chips are down by bear1975 February 12, 2017