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dick stapler

Someone who wants to get you in bed purely to cause immense pain to the penis or scrotum
Jeez that girl Kim is a proper dick stapler
by Fudtrad April 16, 2019
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dick cheesellor

(noun): a portmanteau of dick cheese and chancellor, used to denote a person who has either used a position of power, real or imagined, or their own odious personality traits to position themsleves as the most grating person in the organization (i.e. the aformentioned chancellor of all nearby dick cheeses)
Man 1: Heads up they're having a meeting to announce Peterson as the new department head this afternoon.

Man 2: Oh how nice, it's like his official coronation as the new Dick Cheesellor of the office!
by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019
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dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation
Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!
by plugDrew October 3, 2019
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Dick-Squirty

A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019
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dollar dick

When wrapping a dollar around a penis to measure girth, a dollar dick is so thick that the ends of the dollar do not touch.
Allison: "Yo, do you know Victor?"
Erin: "Yeah, the guy you got with last night?"
Allison: "You know he has a dollar dick?"
Erin: "Must have been girthy"
Allison: "Yup, it was great. Less painful than I thought"
by kiddielover69 March 26, 2017
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Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger
"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"
by Danky Heel April 6, 2017
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ripple dick

My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.
I was in the water to long I have ripple dick
by Joestone32 April 26, 2017
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