Uncle

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family

Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*

by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019

Kush Uncle

Your uncle that sits in the car smoking the good kush

bro my kush uncle gave me some of his kush. We cheifin' now bois

by BigDickJoeBro February 20, 2020

uncle

he touches me in the closet

"NO UNCLE RON PLEASE NOT AGAIN"

by trentons bitch January 31, 2023

An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.

The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.

by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023

Uncle rub

The act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress

That creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing

by ELBENO99 October 16, 2016

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023