child

a young human from 0-12

child come here or child go do your chores

by inquistitormaster stan June 11, 2022

middle child day

August 12- A day to appreciate the middle child in the family by them gifts, give them anything they want so they get a day to them selves.

Susan's favorite day is on August 12 because it's middle child day and she's a middle child.

by gymnastics4eva July 29, 2022

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Fish-child

A person is who over obsessed with fish and believes that they are part fish themselves.

Oh, look there go the fish child Owen in the water again, he must seem to think he is a fish. No wonder they call him fish-child.

by BB_Gun January 10, 2018

single child

An only child

Single children need sibilings.

by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018

Child Abandon

Abandoning a child

Child abandoning is so wrong

by 459395 June 7, 2023

Child Crasher

The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.

Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*

by WordWorld September 29, 2025