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turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018
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Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.
I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.
by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022
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Russian Piss

when you accidentally drink vodka instead of water
dude the other night I accidentally Russian pissed- i was DD
by Z412 July 14, 2019
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throne-piss

To urinate while sitting down. (exclusive to males)

This is usually done to greatly reduce the chance of embarrassment caused by wet patches, splashback, dripping, excessive sound and other problems that can occur while a man urinates in the conventional upright position. (also recognized as an effective side bowl method)
Most commonly performed in high-intimacy social situations such as dates. However recently, many men have adopted this style as common practice and standard etiquette. (see throne-pisser)

The most common method is to sit far rear on the seat, and to point the penis downwards into the concave of the bowl using the index and middle fingers to apply pressure to the top the shaft.

While it is sometimes thought of as simple, finding the perfect balance of direction and pressure according to the unique shape and material of the bowl has been regarded by men as an art form, requiring a delicate touch and intense self control.
"On my date last night I was so nervous that i decided to throne piss, and it turned out just fine!"

A: "Dude, I didn't hear you pissing just then."
B: "That's coz I was throne-pissing bro!"
A: "Holy shit, I do that too!"
by theoriginalfugmo November 27, 2013
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whippets piss

A drink commonly known as Smooth or John Smiths. Has the alcohol content of a can of Top Deck.
I can drink all day and be the last man standing when I drink whippets piss.
by Closet Northener December 26, 2016
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dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.
Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.
by Soccertitties July 23, 2017
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Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them
“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”
by M. H. M July 16, 2023
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