Handsome Jack

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all

Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh

by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

jew jacking

A STINGY HAND JOB

MARIA WAS JEW JACKING ME BY ONLY USING TWO FINGERS WHEN RUBBING ME OUT

by lebo86 March 7, 2017

Jack Harrington

When you cum in a Girl and hit a 360 noscope at the same time

I did a jack Harrington in last nights cod game.

My girlfriend was so happy when I did a jack harrington

by Jack Harrington May 31, 2016

Jack pussy

A guy who acts like a girl

Tell that Jack pussy to find his balls and man up.

by Breath39 October 5, 2016

radical jack

The act of inserting contraband into your rectum for the purpose of smuggling.

"Those security guards look intense, I'm gonna have to radical jack this beer if I want to bring it in."

by Cunningnimbus September 5, 2016

jack kirk

Virgin for life

You are such a jack kirk

by #virgin January 24, 2018

Jack rack

Shower

My girlfriend caught me in mid stroke last night when I was in the jack rack, i could've died from embarrassment!

by ALL BIZ February 7, 2018