by I'm on MISERY! November 12, 2023
Get the Child Predatormug. The opposite of a Baby Boomer, i.e. Gen Z. Usually the butt of the joke/punching bag for said Boomers to look down on. Whereas Boomers are characterised by living during a time of postwar prosperity, churning out thousands of kids per millisecond, Crashers cannot afford bills, kids, a life, mainly because the job market no longer exists and people need a job to survive.
Baby Boomer: Y'all Gen Z are so lazy, back in my day I walked into a random office, shook the CEOs hand, and got a job right then and there, and I was only 19 back then with five kids. Y'all are so entitled and think...
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*
Child Crasher: *stares in 5000+ job applications and 0 replies*
by WordWorld September 29, 2025
Get the Child Crashermug. Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
Get the Small angry childmug. a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021
Get the Childmug. A tiktok user with a total of 2k+ followers (⌒▽⌒) They play genshin impact, and watch anime regularly. Normal schedule is posting 1-3 videos a day :) they are also very cool which is a plus in my book !11! (*´꒳`*)
Have you heard of Childes..gf they are really cool
by yuzuru :) July 2, 2021
Get the Childes..gfmug. 
Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.
kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.
You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.
You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.
I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.
You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.
I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023
Get the Momma’s childmug.