Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.

Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.

by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025

Stone Cold Beers

To cheers yourself with 2 beers and proceed to chug both while spilling recklessly

Hey bro, u wanna Stone Cold beers tonight?

by guyontop69 June 6, 2018

cold

A man who’s prominently muscular, breaks the camouflage skateboard every ride. Bad in bed (tends to fart).

omg look at cold go, he’s flying done that hill

by bigfatwilly March 3, 2021

Cold Hands

President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.

by Coop Dupe September 22, 2021

Cold

The opposite of hot dumbass.

Person 1: Man it's cold out here!
Person 2: No shit.

by Anonymous5397188 November 20, 2021

cold carrots

To ease the burning of your asshole after eating spicy food

Matt asked his gf to bring him cold carrots because his asshole was on fire from eating at Fred's

by Ayad15 May 6, 2016

Cold fusion

When a heterosexual couple partakes in unprotected intercourse and neither partner sweats yet the male achieves orgasm and the female conceives a child; this applies only when the people are related to one another

“Why does Jimmy look so messed up all the time?”
“He’s a cold fusion baby.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”

by djborrelli01 February 26, 2018