Mauser C-96

A semi-automatic pistol that rarley jammed. It's magazine was stationed in the front. It was also know as the broom handle. The C-96 was first used in combat during 1916 in World War I by officers of the German Cavalry.

Mauser C-96

1. M-1916
2. The Broom Handle
3. The world's strangest and biggest semi-automatic pistol.

by Le Mans July 25, 2005

c-note

is a another term for 100 dollars and it could be called a b too.

yo i just robbed that nigga and all he had was a cnote man and it shot his ass plain and simple

by dat nigga March 31, 2005

Hit The High "C"

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.

"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""

by MagickDio March 03, 2010

Unicorn In C Major.

A song by a comedy music duo named Stuckey and Murray in which they express their feelings about wanting to fornicate a Unicorn. It has about 162,00 views on Youtube, and it's one of those things you can watch more than once and still laugh like hell.

**A guy sits at a computer on Youtube while his friend pays little attention. **

((From the Speakers)): I'M FUCKING A UNICOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!

Guy #1: What the hell are you watching...?

Guy #2: Unicorn in C Major.

by FritzTheCat420 August 25, 2012

C-Shift Slam

When FireFighters on C-Shift get an unremarkable amount of calls and neglect station duties, wake up late, put equipment out of service that was functioning properly, and complain that the other shifts do not get anything accomplished. But in reality only 3 calls were ran and one call was on the 2nd day of the 48 hour shift.

Shift A,B: how was your guys tour?

Shift C: We got slammed.

Shift A,B: How many calls did you get?

Shift C: We got slammed capt, we got slammed, we ran 3 calls, we got slammed

Shift A to shift B: That's a C-Shift Slam, running no calls and complaining that got slammed with a mad amount of calls

by FireMan1963 December 26, 2016

free pimp c

what rappers shout when they want their nigga pimp c from ugk to be released from the pen

You don't know bout free Pimp C

by D-mack g4 April 09, 2006

Jailhouse C-Section

Slang term used by jailhouse inmates to describe a medical procedure to give one's anus stitches as a result of the anal raping given by an African-American inmate, due to the size of the average African-American penis.

All credits go to NovaWar, a Starcraft 2 commentator from Life's a Glitch TV, who came up with the phrase as a joke about related topics in a game that he was commentating, titled, "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV"
The video can be found on YouTube.

Thanks to Big Bubba giving me the raping of my life, I must now go to the infirmary to receive my Jailhouse C-Section.

by casnasty November 03, 2012