zoomversation

Almost like talking to someone face to face, but without pants!

Steffen's got just 14 more zoomversations before the work day ends... can he survive?!

by ArrArr! February 19, 2021

ZOOMerang

Being sent to learn online at home, then going back to school, then being told to go back and study online from home...

The Board of Education was Zoomeranging the students, because the Teachers' Union didn't want to be in the schools, but the parents didn't want their kids at home.

by Dani I6 March 11, 2021

Zoomer

1) Someone who uses the video conference app "Zoom"
2) A portmanteau of "Gen Z" and "boomer". An equivalent derogatory term applied to Gen Z adolescents.

1) Everyone is a zoomer in the COVID pandemic era
2) Look at that zoomer over there filming themselves for tiktok. Disgusting.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 8, 2021

zoomeral

When someone dies during the COVID quarantine and their funeral recession is held via Zoom

Person 1: Dave’s Zoomeral really bummed me out.

Person 2: The world is more retarded every day.

by r3tardGirl April 30, 2021

Zoomer

A person who uses the video conference software Zoom

100% of Zoom users are Zoomers

by G Action August 4, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoomerithm

Refers to a content algorithm in which you are served very short-form video content that has the duration of an average Zoomer's attention span. It does not necessarily refer to only TikTok or YouTube shorts, but it also can describe the process of manipulating your YouTube recommended page to feature only Zoomer humor.

Oh shit, YouTube is giving me that zoomerithm with these 1-minute Fortnite shorts.

by slambeeni October 27, 2021