Certified Sus Boy

Any dude who is just straight up sus.

Person 1: Yo do you know JL?
Person 2: You mean the certified sus boy?
Person 1: Yea.. he's tuff.

by IloveChristina1234 March 16, 2022

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Certified Drake Classic

Putting hot sauce in a condom after use in sex to ensure the sperm is killed and cannot be used for insemination. Particularly useful in a hookup scenario.

After I hit it I pulled a certified drake classic just to be sure she ain’t gettin no bag from me

by Virginbyn8r April 5, 2022

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Certified Classic Moments share the moments in life we look back to and we hold nostalgia for although being recent it can also be used to describe a collage of photos or any random moment in life out of boredom

Jake: bruh last night was a certified classic moment

Jym: yes it was a certified classic moment Stacy made a collage of all our certified Classic Moments

by FrenglishMan101 August 26, 2022

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certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water

Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

by Kaurikitoa January 5, 2023

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certified wb

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult

Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!

Person 2: why what do you mean?!

Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact

Person 2: bro im so scared right now

by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023

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