Yawning Susan

A vagina so over-stretched that it resembles the yawn of a jowly old woman

“After having 5 babies in as many years Carol was aware that she had developed a yawning Susan

by FistyWayne June 29, 2021

Yawning Donkey

Yawning Donkey - A sexual act known to leave men speechless and wanting more.

Guy 1: How was your night with Rose?
Guy 2: "staring into the distance"

Guy 1: Oh no she showed you the"Yawning Donkey" didn't she!?!
Guy 2: I need more!...

by EnemaSoup August 31, 2020

psychadelic yawn

Colorful vomit, i.e. after eating a curry or similar dish.

"I ate so much vindaloo last night, I did a psychadelic yawn in the cab on the way home".

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

Autistic Yawning

The act of yawning when the motion resembles that of an autistic child. Neck craning, mouth opening, and eyes rolling back.

"Dude, look at him. He's got Autistic Yawning in his genes. Look how his neck cranes, his mouth opens, and how his eyes roll back"

by Escalante April 7, 2010

Yawn Rape

One of the many unnecessary actions Chad does in the process of annoying/confusing the people around him.

Chad just stuck his finger in my mouth, and then, after the moment of confusion, I realized it was yawn rape.

by Tetheas March 27, 2010

Yawning Donkey

Morning Wood

My girlfriend wont stop riding my Yawning Donkey

by The Honkey Tonk man April 10, 2020

psychedelic yawn

1. A vomit induced by the ingestion of hallucinogenic drugs

2. A term used to describe anything which is boring and psychedelic

1. “Stokey has taken too many mushrooms and is having a psychedelic yawn”

2. “That Iron Butterfly album was one big psychedelic yawn”

by King Kandy October 10, 2006