Definitions by Tetheas

Hot Dog Hallway 

Any orifice, usually a vagina or an anus, into which a penis, or a dildo, has been/is to be inserted.

Person 1: "How's your hot dog hallway feeling today?"
Person 2: "Sore. I had to sit on a frozen bag of peas last night."

Hot Dog Hallway by Tetheas December 23, 2013

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket 

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.

Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket by Tetheas September 8, 2010

Yawn Rape 

One of the many unnecessary actions Chad does in the process of annoying/confusing the people around him.

Chad just stuck his finger in my mouth, and then, after the moment of confusion, I realized it was yawn rape.

Yawn Rape by Tetheas March 27, 2010