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wokelina

A person or position deliberately idealized as morally enlightened or socially progressive to deflect criticism, when their stance is actually rooted in superficial virtue-signaling or ideological conformity rather than genuine understanding or substance.
“Her post went viral as a model of compassion, but most saw it as pure Wokelina—performance over principle.”
by Skullford October 6, 2025
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wokely

someone who is too woke, unemployed, vegetarian, and is probably gay.
riley: just got my covid booster! wanna go out for brunch?
cody: wow. such a wokely.
by hawktuahtonight? October 25, 2025
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Wonkle Schponk

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!
by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025
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winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical
A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker
by verticool October 4, 2019
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Flippy-Wonkers

Mid-West speak for Flip flops, Shower shoes, or Chanclas. In America TSA calls them Slippers, as in, “Excuse me Sir. Sir? Sir! Please put ya Slippers in the X-Ray machine.”
Correct usage, “Dad, my feet still fit my Flippy-Wonkers?!”

Incorrect usage, “Dad, have you seen my Flippy-Wonkers?”
by Dr. Elven Caulks September 3, 2021
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Funkly Wonkly

Funky in a (very) positive way
Jenna: Hi Jack!
Jack: Hi Jenna! Your dress is looking very funkly wonkly
by Flareongx September 2, 2022
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Willis wonker

Alex is such a Willis wonker today for no reason
by Chiefs2020 March 24, 2025
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