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Big Time Warren

An erection usually brought on by drunken karaoke.
I got a Big Time Warren after that blitzed rendition of Cheeseburger in Paradise!
by Peathingy November 25, 2011
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Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.
"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."
by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017
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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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Warren

Warren is an amazing guy with an absolutely amazing personality. His girlfriend means the world to him and he will do anything for her. His is a very sexy man with a very fat and long dick which his girlfriend loves. He's smart very athletic a great kisser and best in the bed. When he's in a relationship with a girl he will cry for her and make her feel like she's the world and he never cheats. He's very loyal and usually his first girlfriend will be his wife. He favorite thing is to see his girl smiling and making sure she's happy. Warren is the guy of your dreams. You can also see his dick through his pants. He is also very funny and fun to hang with.
Wow who is that! That's Warren he the best guy ever just look at his dick! Also he's very loyal to his girlfriend so we have no chance, sadly.
by PFWG2XL April 9, 2017
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Warren

Someone who thinks he’s 4 feet but surprisingly charmly in every way but he is not intellegent. He usually falls asleep in class, plays football, and very depressed inside
Target: Hey how was class today
Walmart: Horrible! That warren fell asleep on me today and wouldn’t get up
by Fina486 December 8, 2017
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warren thompson

has a very nice penis. and is a simp
by william.quinn October 31, 2020
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Warren Wilson College

A (somehow) accredited institution of "higher" learning, which spends far more time, money, and effort on the part of administration policing student culture than it has ever spent maintaining the basic necessities students require to function in a rigorous academic context.
EXAMPLE 1:
Graduate: "I went to Warren Wilson College"
Colleague: "Damn dude, sorry about those loans"
Employer: "Have we drug-screened you yet?"
Parent: "Isn't that a nudist colony?"

EXAMPLE 2: (This actually happened)
Uber Driver: "So what kind of school is Warren Wilson College?"
Student: "It's a work college, we work 15 hours a week and that goes straight to our tuition"
Uber Driver: "Your earnings go straight to room and board? So you're... sharecropping?"
by peerreviewedbyWWCstudents March 25, 2021
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