Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster

Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

walmart rich

Having an extra fifty dollars in your bra that you don't owe your meth dealer.

Dixie LeAnne was Walmart Rich and splurged on pink flamingos, margarita mix, chips, and beer.

by Immodest June 28, 2018

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

Walmart Faggot

A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.

This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.

by Markoroni December 25, 2017

walmart premium

The augmented price you're willing to pay for an item in order to not have to walk into a Walmart.

"I'd get this watch here but it's $4 cheaper at Walmart"
"Just buy it here. It's only a $4 dollar Walmart premium"

by Elateach January 19, 2014

walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun

josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!

by garra sandman April 15, 2009

walmart nationalist

Average Skinhead in the US

"John has SS Bolts on top of his head" "What a Walmart Nationalist!"

by jim81jim April 4, 2017