A poor gay person who wishes he was at Whole Foods. Some are unlucky and fat like other Walmartians. Others wear a fedora and women's glasses. Generally a unicorn figure, since most gays care about fashion and have the wealth to afford it.
This weekend, I saw a Walmart faggot while waiting in line to buy muh Krispy Kreme's. He was hard to spot but he was buyin some male thongs, condoms and a purse.
by Markoroni December 26, 2017
Thad got overlevered on the sauce and started bragging about his Armani underwear to Becky from HR. Luckily his dad is a VP.
by Markoroni May 24, 2022