Walmart Weave

When hair looks so ratchet that it looks as if it was found in a walmart dumpster
Guy 1: you know bootyquisha from mcdonalds right?
Guy 2: ya that ho got a walmart weave
by Ballsacksmcgee69420 November 07, 2015
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Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%
Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.
by joecoolthefool February 16, 2016
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walmart town

A town that is in the middle of nowhere, a.k.a hick town. A town that has a walmart in every corner.
There's nothing to do here, you live in a walmart town
by jen Nguyen August 10, 2008
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Walmart safari

A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.

Walmart safari weirdo shopping social reject social outcast freak of nature
Guy: Dude I'm bored. Let's go on a Walmart safari!
by TFfan92 October 16, 2014
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Walmart Crib

When a child is placed inside the shopping cart instead of in the child seat. In some cases items are placed on top of the cart, to keep the child from escaping.
Look at that poor kid with the mullet stuck in his Walmart Crib.
by dethphone December 01, 2009
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walmart nationalist

"John has SS Bolts on top of his head" "What a Walmart Nationalist!"
by jim81jim April 05, 2017
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walmart intercom

a pa system that is supposed to be used by walmart employees' but is mostly used by customers who are looking to joke around and have fun
josh:(walk over to phone and picks up phone at walmart to use the walmart intercom) attention walmart shoppers' for the next ten minutes all electronics are 50 percent off walmart employees: huh? who just made that announcement!!!!! i think someones playing with the intercoms again!
by garra sandman April 15, 2009
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