venezuelan hand grenade

A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.

I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.

by Joe Salone September 22, 2010

Venezuela

A country lead by Carl Marks that kills 100 billion people a year and no IPhones. Yet people still think communism is cool!

Communist: I'm a communist

Capitalist: But Venezuela no Iphones 100 quantillion dead

by Supreme Leader of Fucking March 20, 2021

venezuela

A country assfucked by the United States of America who recently failed in getting rid of the current Venezuelan leader by supporting a massive military coup. Chavez is back in power, and by no means Gandhi himself (a Fidel Castro more likely), he was elected by the people, and the people should make him go, not the USA who only wanna exile him so the next fucker can sell them oil. Chavez has boycotted giving oil to the US, and readily supplies it to Mr. Castro, and makes trips to Cuba so him and Castro can have hot oily sex on the golf-courses, while 80% of his people back home die of poverty.

It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.

Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.

Watch "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (www.chavezthefilm.com) - probably one of the best things ever put on television. But be objective, Chavez is not an angel himself. The country needs an angel.

by DJ May 22, 2004

Venescha

Awesome girl who resides in Southern California with an obsession for Evanescence, Amy Lee, sex, and shows.

I saw Venescha the other day at an Evanescence show and she humped my leg.

by ;) June 5, 2004

Venessa

Venessa can also be called as Valak,who is a demon described as an angelically winged boy riding a two-headed dragon, attributed with the power of finding treasures.

Someone 1:-Who is behind the door?
Someone 2:-I think its a Venessa.

by NICshill May 21, 2020

Dreadful Venereal Disease

Facetious extension of DVD (actually Digital Versatile Disk).

Nothing interesting on the telly tonight, Benny. Stick on a Dreadful Venereal Disease and let's watch it.

by Fearman January 6, 2008

veneesa

Veneesa is a name for a fiercely crazy, beautiful girl. She has the best bitch face you'll ever see, but whenever you peel back her many many layers you'll discover that she has a heart of gold. Don't double cross her though, she'll give second chances but not thirds.

Dayyum, did you see veneesa today? She was looking fine but that stare freezes hearts.

by Gmoney1738 March 24, 2016