Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Jimmie's Uncle

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

uncle phil

Will Smith's Uncle on the television series "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.

Uncle Phil: Oh my God... turkey. With... PILLOWY mounds of mashed po-taytoes. Butter drenched dressing. TINY ONIONS... swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Ahhh...

by Kadafi March 17, 2008

Unbelieva’brow

Overpriced eyebrow paint made by L’Oreal aimed at daft female with acute princess syndrome. Made from oil, wax and fuck knows what else, it leaves the silly bitch who uses it looking as if she has skid marks over her eyes.

“I see Kim is using unbelieva’brow.”
“With the amount of pargeting she does, how can you tell?”

by AKACroatalin April 15, 2019

Great Uncle

A parents uncle

Mildred: hey dad who's Bob
Dad: he's my uncle
Mildred: what does that make him to me
Dad: your great uncle

by Polyphemus August 17, 2013

ur uncle rapist

The truly worst insult of all time, yes even worse than ur mom gay ,ur dad lesbian or Ur Granny Tranny. This insult is so annihilating because it is true and triggers flashbacks to peoples toddler years

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Dylan: nein, ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny tranny

Dylan: *fighting tears and clinching his fists* ur uncle rapist
Bob: assumes fetal position as cries about the time that his uncle opened Bob

by KTDream March 12, 2018

Uncle Pancakes

So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.

Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?

by MNDandy January 9, 2011