hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

Mike Tyson

A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.

Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"

by Amerikaner August 27, 2006

Mike Tyson

A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.

If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson

by jmaddox December 10, 2010

Tyson

Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.

"I totally got tysoned by this guy last night and now im shitting pancakes"

by Tysoner November 16, 2009

Tyson

A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.

Look at that Tyson

by Mr.D (Deez Nutz) May 14, 2015

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

Mike Tyson

Biting of a person's ear when you are in a fight that you are apparently loosing.

Kevin got knocked down while fighting and when he got up he grabbed Sean and did a Mike Tyson.
Also see Chris Brown

by SweetEpiphany April 14, 2009