Psycho Turd

A PSYCHO TURD is SOMEONE WHO IS Crazy and Causes Problems With EVERYONE THEY MEET.

Only God knows WHY These People Exist.

PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.

They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.

"I don't know why Reiner is such a Psycho Turd. I wish that he would either move away of Fuck Off and Die."

by Simple Clara December 01, 2013

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snow turd

The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.

"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"

by Timothy D. Wilson November 01, 2006

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turd necklace

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.

-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.

by J.C. Price May 04, 2009

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Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

by Pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008

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booger turd

Those pesky boogers that you pick but can't get off of your finger. They keep on sticking to you.

When I am picking my nose, every once in while I pick a very sticky, mostly round booger. When I try to flick it off, it doesn't flick. It keeps on sticking to my finger. The only way to get rid of it is to wipe it on something or someone. It's like a turd that won't go away; thus it is a booger turd.

by x862458 October 29, 2013

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