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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park 

When you are really REALLY happy.
Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

cum tornado 

when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle
oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!
cum tornado by cambodia July 6, 2012

Horse Tornado 

Another word for a carousel that has horses and various other rideable animals, usually found at fairs, circuses and theme parks.
Dude 1: omg look at that sick horse tornado bruv
Dude 2: it's a carousel, are you for real mate?
Horse Tornado by SophDaBest August 22, 2014

turd tornado 

A political term coined by journalist, Ben Shapiro, it is another term for Donald Trump and his failed bid for the White House.
Donald Trump is a turd tornado, which is , "like a 'Sharknado' except with poop."
turd tornado by LaughingAloud August 24, 2016