torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Torch

When you say something unnecessary or when you do too much.

Man 1: You get no hoes bro

Man 2: Damn that's cap bro don't torch me

by Pradaxher September 30, 2020

Torched

Having something be crazy or great to the next level.

Gary: Man that rap battle was fire!
Steve: I know right, that was so lit
Bob: It was even better than that, it was torched

by Yoyoyogreensaliva November 5, 2017

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

swedish fire torch

the moment when youre fucking and she sticks a flaming torch up the male anal cavity

oh shit sheela shove the swedish fire torch up my butt

by cocklicker552 April 17, 2016

blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim

I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady

by wolfdick33 September 13, 2016